Cheap Bongs For The Klutz In Us All
Not every one of us in life are born blessed with coordination and quick reflexes. Some of us have to suffer through life, stumbling, tripping, dropping stuff and stubbing toes. For those of us out there that suffer from chronic clumsiness, buying a bong is a great and stressful endeavor. After all, it can be tough to part with cash to buy a beautiful glass bong, knowing and fearing how you may accidentally destroy it at any moment. The solution? Just stick to cheap bongs if you’re a klutz. There’s no point causing yourself grief over nothing and if your track record with other delicate objects throughout life reflects poorly on your ability to take care of a fragile bong, just save yourself the cash and get something made of acrylic so it literally can’t break on you.
But Bongs Are Supposed To Be Glass!
Don’t listen to the purists out there. Maybe some of your friends will throw you some flack for getting an acrylic bong, but at least you can rest assured it will survive your clumsy hands and habit of bumping into tables. There’s nothing dangerous or toxic about smoking from an acrylic bong, because one little lighter is not nearly enough to bring the plastic to a high enough temperature to release toxins. It is true that glass bongs provide better flavor in every bong rip, but this is hardly noticeable to anyone who isn’t a cannabis connoisseur.
Cheap Bongs Can Still Be Cool
If you do go through with getting an acrylic bong, don;t think for a second you won’t find anything with a cool or interesting design. By buying acrylic you’ll cut the cost quite a bit from the get-go so you can splurge a little on something funky like a 4-man rasta bong meant to be shared with friends, ideally at parties and stuff.
There’s nothing wrong with being a klutz, as long as you try to steer clear of wasting money on big fancy bongs with multiple percolators, only to accidentally knock it over in a few weeks. Trust your gut. If you’ve dropped many things in your life, don’t risk wasting your cash.